Actually, it’s the abbreviated version because I’m sure you’re not interested in years of crayoning and play dough cake baking. 

I’m a writer, speaker, sometime comedian and morning TV presenter. 

After failing in my dreams of being a successful RnB singer, I’m a writer for such people as The New Zealand Herald, Fashion Quarterly, Miss FQ, Metro magazine, The Listener, College Humor, The Big Issue, Uno magazine and online at

You might have seen me every morning at 6am on the Paul Henry breakfast show, or on the AM show, The Rock, The Project, or Radio NZ where I often hang out, talking about current affairs, news and my opinions on everything.

I’m interested in anything contentious or deep fried. 

Verity Johnson Weet-bix

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