Actually, it’s the abbreviated version because I’m sure you’re not interested in years of crayoning and play dough cake baking. 

I’m a writer, speaker, sometime comedian and morning TV presenter. I’m also a recovering cereal addict and avid mandarin eater. 

After failing in my dreams of being a successful RnB singer, I’m now writing for whoever will take me, including The New Zealand Herald, Metro magazine, The Listener, College Humour, The Big Issue, Uno magazine and online at

You can also catch me every week day morning at 6am on the Paul Henry breakfast show, where I am keeping everyone up to date as the social media presenter. 

I’m interested in anything contentious or deep fried. Preferably both. 

Verity Johnson Weet-bix

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